I want a boy

He would do the following things:

• Call me late at night because his day sucked and he knows his girl will listen to him complain.
• Not mind if I call him late at night because I'm awake and lonely.
  
• Fall asleep on the phone with me.
• Let me borrow one of his hoodies indefinitely.
  
• Hold my hand while one of us is driving.
• Kiss me on the forehead and tell me I rock.
• Call me baby.
• Give me deep tissue back massages when my back seizes up.
• Take naps with me.
• Let me lay on his chest and listen to his heartbeat when I get upset.
• Go shopping with me.
  
• Dance with me.
• Sip Starbucks and watch movies with me.
• Read.
• Sit with me while we both do something by ourselves. (He: reads. Me: knit. Or something like that.)

In return I would do the following:

• Kiss him at least four times a day.
• Tell him what a great guy he is.
• Play video games with him.
  
• Hold him when he's in a grumpy mood.
• Lay his head in my lap and rub his temples when he has a headache.
• Let him drive my car sometimes.
• Give him rub downs whereever and whenever he hurts.
• Let him be when he needs his space.
• Not call him nicknames in front of his boys if he doesn't like it.
• Get along with his boys.
• Never make him choose between his mama and me.
• Never make him choose between his boys and me.
• Always smell good and look pretty.
• Take care of myself so he doesn't have to worry about me too often.
  
• Let him be the man and take charge of things. Sometimes.
  

I'm a decent girl. If I care about a guy, I'm there for him in whatever way he wants and needs me. I'm RIGHT THERE. Bam. There's Joy. I'm a ride or die kinda girl. I want my boy. Someone find him and put a bow on him. Since I don't think we're getting a tree this year, just tuck him beside me in my bed.